Roach Products

Roach Socks
As you know, nothing says love like socks, and nothing says romance like roaches. What if we told you you could have roach socks?
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Valentine’s Virtual Encounter & Socks
Slip into your lovable roach socks and curl up with your special someone for a romantic Valentine's Virtual Encounter* with a Madagascar hissing cockroach - and a special surprise animal guest. Chat live with the experts about caring for these unique and charming creatures.
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Valentine’s Virtual Encounter
Sit back and relax with your special someone for a delightful Valentine’s Virtual Encounter* with a Madagascar hissing cockroach – and a special surprise guest. Chat live with the experts about caring for these unique and endearing creatures.
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Roach Beanie
Who knew something so crawly could be so comfortable? A roach beanie to warm your head this winter.
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Valentine’s Virtual Encounter & Beanie
Pull on your roach beanie and curl up with your special someone for a romantic Valentine's Virtual Encounter* with a Madagascar hissing cockroach - and a special surprise animal guest. Chat live with the experts about caring for these unique and charming creatures.
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The Works
Give them the full package this Valentine’s Day, complete with a roach beanie, roach socks, a printed certificate with their roach’s name, and a very crawly Valentine's Virtual Encounter* on February 12th, 13th or 14th with a Madagascar hissing cockroach - and a surprise animal guest
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Quote
“Naming a Roach is a Valentine’s tradition for us. Roses and chocolates come and go, but roaches last an eternity - just like our love!”
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Susie
satisfied roach namer and lover of romance
*Valentine's Virtual Encounter reservation is for 1 login and will be sent to the gift recipient at the address and email address provided. Login email will be sent on Thursday, February 10th. Virtual Encounter is approximately 15 minutes. All reservations are final, and availability based on capacity. No changes or alternate schedules. Times are in EST.